Thursday, September 17, 2009

THIS JUST IN: RUSH LIMBAUGH SAID SOMETHING THAT MAKES NO SENSE

Wednesday on Rush's radio show, he was foaming at the mouth about a SUPER DUPER MAJOR NEWS STORY - a kid on a school bus got beat up. oh my god



But what gives this story it's special oomph is that the guys doing the beating were - stop the fucking presses - BLACK. Totally not racist by focusing only on race, the ever-classy Drudge attempts to spark a race war.


Limbaugh:
"In Obama’s America, the white kids now get beat up with the black kids cheering, ‘Yay, right on, right on, right on, right on."

Right on Rush, just pretend the white kids cheering along with the black kids aren't there, and ignore the totally-not-black black girl up front who looks fucking terrified, and on the brink of tears. Oh, and that witness who said it had absolutely nothing to do with race, but rather a dispute over a seat? It's a lie, ACORN got to him. And this is all Barack Obama's fault. Hide your daughters - now that there's an ungodly hybrid in the White House, all the black kids around the country know that IT'S OPEN SEASON ON WHITEY.



I love how the bus driver is just as nonchalant and incompetent towards this as the drivers back in my day were.

"SHITH DOWN U GOD DAMM KIDZ HUUUUUURRRRGGG"

I bet he smelled like sweaty ass. Ahhhhh, memories.

But this isn't even the worst of it. I have an idea. Let's go back to segregated buses.

"I think not only it was racism, it was justifiable racism. I mean, that’s the lesson we’re being taught here today. Kid shouldn’t have been on the bus anyway. We need segregated buses — it was invading space and stuff. This is Obama’s America.

Barack Hussein Obama - Invading your space and stuff since 2009




Huh. I can't imagine why there's speculation that a lot of the health care anger is just pent-up racism. I'm not tagging this as "news and politics" because it is neither news, nor politics.

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