For the longest time, I thought
Conservapedia was a joke site. Who the hell says Wikipedia is liberally biased? Who the hell says
the Bible is too liberal, and it needs to be re-translated? It just couldn't be real. No one is that dumb. Stephen Colbert proved me wrong. He interviewed Andy Schlafly this week, founder of Conservapedia. Stephen seemed dangerously close to breaking character at times. I forgive him.
Their entry on
liberal is pretty funny.
A liberal (also leftist) is someone who rejects logical and biblical standards, often for self-centered reasons. There are no coherent liberal standards; often a liberal is merely someone who craves attention, and who uses many words to say nothing.
MY LIFE IS A LIE.
Reading the front page of Conservapedia made my head hurt... particularly the stuff about the teabaggers and evolution.
ReplyDeleteYou thought evolution deniers were bad? I didn't even know relativity deniers existed.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.conservapedia.com/Relativity#Lack_of_evidence_for_Relativity
I took to one step further and looked up "Flat Earth". Luckily, conservatives do indeed believe the earth is round.