Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Glenn Beck vows to take on Stewart and Colbert and connect to the youth



Glenn. I know there’s a whole demographic full of ad revenue you’re not tapping into. That’s a lot of money that you want. But Stewart and Colbert are good at what they do because they’re comedians first, and commentators second. You can’t be a commentator and forcefully nudge your way into comedy. You’re going to come off as that ‘square’ dad who’s trying to be cool. You do remember how Michael Steele acted whenever he was in front of a camera? You really want to turn into that?

And another thing, if you want to connect with us, you probably shouldn’t start out by calling us misguided and ignorant. That only shows how little you think of us. I have an entire shelf in my room dedicated only to history books. Claiming that I don’t understand George Washington, or Thomas Jefferson, or “freedom” is extremely insulting. I’ve read biographies on those men. Whenever I hear you talk about them, your complete ignorance makes me want to throw myself out of a window. I mean, this is how you think Thomas Paine acted. Really. You have Thomas "The world is my country" Paine, the anti-religion proto-socialist, spewing off bullshit about nationalism and xenophobia. Really. “The founders” is not a religion to be skewed at your pleasure. You are a massive fucking idiot, and we’re not as dumb as you think.

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