There was a devastating earthquake in Haiti. Therefore, Obama a fucking fucktard.

I'm not even going to get outraged at this, because we should all know to expect these things at this point. Plus, I feel sorry for you if you're not convinced by now that Rush Limbaugh is nothing more than a sensationalist blowhard who doesn't believe half the things he says. He is an utterly brilliant man who knows how to press all the right buttons to get the most listeners. I refuse to accept any other explanation.

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LIMBAUGH: Yes, I think in the Haiti earthquake, ladies and gentlemen -- in the words of Rahm Emanuel, we have another crisis simply too good to waste. This will play right into Obama's hands -- humanitarian, compassionate. They'll use this to burnish their -- shall we say -- credibility with the black community, in the both light-skinned and dark-skinned black community, in this country. It's made-to-order for 'em. That's why he couldn't wait to get out there. Could not wait to get out there.

Just like how George Bush couldn't stop licking his lips as he sent humanitarian aid to Georgia during Russia's invasion. He knew it was a great way to increase his credibility with the whites, in both the pasty skinned and freckly skinned communities.

LIMBAUGH: Would you trust the money's gonna go to Haiti?

CALLER: No.

LIMBAUGH: But would you trust that your name is gonna end up on the mailing list for the Obama people to start asking you for campaign donations for him and other causes?

CALLER: Absolutely.

LIMBAUGH: Absolutely right.

CALLER: That's the point.

LIMBAUGH: Besides, we've already donated to Haiti. It's called the U.S. income tax.

Okay, so in addition to being a Kenyan Muslim racist terrorist socialist communist fascist brainwasher of children who is gathering census information in order to lock away white people in internment camps, Barack Obama is now making the Red Cross hand over your info so that he can endlessly pester you about giving him money. Oh, and he's black. Did you know Barack Obama is black? Because he is. Black black blickity black, ya'll.

Last week's Weekly Youtube Address from President Barack Obama