Barack Obama's Third Quarter Progress Report

Barack Obama has been president for 74 days -- three-quarters through that crucial "First Hundred Days" that help define each presidency. Well it's been a complete disaster, obviously. Comrade Obama is taking the country on a one-way trip to socialism by 'spreading the wealth.' Which in no way has ever been done before since the country's founding. Never.

And the stimulus, boy, what a miserable failure. What a radical commie-terrorist brutal ass rape of the country. In fact, it's doing so terrible, that the Dow Jones has had its best four weeks since 1933. Wasn't there some sort of "deal" passed in 1933 to combat some sort of depression of greatness or something... it might have been inherently similar to the stimulus that Barack Obama just passed, but I can't remember right now. Regardless, that failed too. And there are so many brilliant economists around the world that disagree with the stimulus, that every industrialized nation on the planet that has had its economy crash are enacting similar plans. What a doofus!


Former President Bill Clinton (MONICA LEWINSKY SUCKED HIS COCK LOL), who saw a $167 billion surplus between 1998 and 2001, said in February that he would have done exactly what Obama is doing right now. But his surplus never happened, and irrelevant things like "numbers" and "facts" are just a bunch of librul lies.

And Obama's trip to Europe! Wow! What a complete disaster! He gave the Queen of England an iPod as a gift, when -- get this -- SHE ALREADY OWNS ONE LOLLLLLL. What a foreign policy plunder, this'll set back our relations by twenty years! But the Queen didn't request it herself or anything. She didn't want to replace her non-video iPod with a video iPod. Anyone who tells you that is a brainwashed slave of the librul media.



And the Europeans HATE him!! You can tell because the British press asked him relevant questions while he was over in England! Women in the streets who try to kiss him (1:08) are just a bunch of cowards who surrendered to the Nazis! Because they're French and the Frenchies are stupid LOL!!

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In summary, Barack Obama is a radical communist -- even more radical than half the democrats in Congress who say he's too moderate and isn't left-leaning enough. He's trying to secure the rule of Democrats for the next fifty years, just like what FDR did after the American people saw how brilliantly Democrats handled the Great Depression! If Barack Obama is successful, Repubicans won't gain power! He's a menace who needs to be stopped!