SHAMWOW

I was browsing Crack.com last night and saw this. If I write something for Cracked, and they feature me on the front page, I get fifty bucks. I'm honestly not exactly expecting to get that far, I was just bored and felt like making fun of something. So taking my inspiration from the Sex and the City review a few days ago, I wrote this - The Quick and Easy Guide to Falling in Love in the Big City.



My next one is going to be called "The Quick and Easy Guide to Totally Banging Lots of Chicks, Brah!"